In a crypto jungle bursting with green candles and unrelenting momentum, the BEAR stumbles out of its cave — confused, coping, and completely out of place. Fueled by doubt and doom tweets, it's still calling for a crash… while the market rips without mercy.Bears cling to their charts and echo chambers, mumbling about “macroeconomic headwinds,” as the rest of Web3 swings from vine to vine, printing gains and minting legends. The truth? It’s silly, delusional, and downright stupid to be a bear in a bull market.While platforms like Pump.fun enable insiders to bleed the naive, bears miss the real movement — where culture, community, and chaos collide. The bull market doesn’t care about your feelings. It doesn’t wait for confirmations. And it sure as hell doesn’t pause for bearish cope.This isn’t just a cycle. It’s a movement. A memetic uprising. A stampede. And if you're still bearish, you’re not just fading the trend — you’re fading reality.In a jungle this loud, this fast, and this unforgiving, there's only one path forward: adapt or get trampled.So go ahead, BEAR - BIG-ENORMOUS-ASS-RETARD!
